A Neverending Day at Kentucky Kingdom

[nitrofan]

This game is basically a neverending story. I will start with a phrase about something fictictious happening at SFKK, then someone else will make up something else and it will continue until the end of 2010 when I will put all of the posts together and it will make a story that will be archived in the informative articles section of the site and we will have a new story each year.

Please do not double post!

Here is the start of the story:

Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom was opening as usual, but this was no usual day...

[Austin]

Because captain america showed up to spend the day in splashwater kingdom...

[nitrofan]

He went to ride Mega Wedgie, but the funnel broke and he fell into a pool of...

[Austin]

Fish sticks that was being transported to a restaurant...

[nitrofan]

that is new at SFKK for 2010 called "Fish and Chips". The health inspector can and found him in their fish stick supply and said...

[Austin]

Captain America needs to be rushed to university hospital because he has...

[nitrofan]

swine flu! He was cured and was brought back to SFKK. He decided to go ride Roller Skater, but...

[Austin]

the train volleyed in the helix at the end forcing him to...

[Jp]

Fly off the train and landing on the car on Circle of Champions making him...

[nitrofan]

die. Then Mark Shapiro came to SFKK and said that the park needed a...

[hardie1010]

New Hyper Coaster in honor of Captain America. They called it...

[Austin]

Captain Amercia. It was a old carnival roller coaster that the park bought and combined with other carnival coasters to. On the first ride...

[bobbinbop20]

It fell apart because Six Flags was cheap and in debt...

[Austin]

up to their hairline. They went into chapter 11...

[nitrofan]

and made Nitrofan their CEO! He did very good things to the company, like...

[Austin]

repainting all the rides that needed it and repaired everything and..

[hardie1010]

built a giga-coaster in all of their parks, Even Kentucky Kingdom! They also...

[Austin]

built a six flags resort complex in Texas for SFOT by claiming all the land around it and built a big hotel like GWL. The complex also included..

[hardie1010]

an all-you-can eat buffet of churros and...

[Austin]

a sports complex like disneys wide world of sports. With the success of the resort they decided to build their next resort at...

[palmer]

This game is basically a neverending story. I will start with a phrase about something fictictious happening at SFKK, then someone else will make up something else and it will continue until the end of 2010 when I will put all of the posts together and it will make a story that will be archived in the informative articles section of the site and we will have a new story each year.

Please do not double post!

Here is the start of the story:

Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom was opening as usual, but this was no usual day...

Copy GADV.com why don't you. LOL JK. I miss this, thank god it's back.

To continue:

400ft Intamin shuttle coaster that reaches speeds of....

[Austin]

lol uh palmer? they plan to build the next resort at 400 ft intamin shuttle coaster?

[palmer]

^sir, at the next resort. You know what i meant.

[hardie1010]

How did this go from a never ending day at SFKK to six flags building resorts at all it's parks? isn't it supposed to stay with SFKK or can it go worldwide?

[Austin]

Worldwide lol. As long as it stays with the sixflags theme.

oh ok palmer lol.

They also plan to build the worlds longest coaster at sfkk which will encompass the park and feature multiple new elements such as...

[hardie1010]

An 8 loop (which is normal loop, than an upside down loop directly after and below the normal loop in the shape of an 8) and has 20 inversions!!! The problem with the coaster was...

[Austin]

It was built by zombies and it would steal your..

[hardie1010]

lap bar when riding so you fell out!!! Six Flags had Lawsuits for...

[nitrofan]

all of their mechanics. Six Flags lost and all of their rides began to break. The company was in ruins and the resort in Dallas started on fire...

[Austin]

But then Batman came in and put the fire out and got the justice league to fix all the rides in exchange for...

[nitrofan]

20 donuts each! Nitrofan gladly agreed and his company was saved, until...

[Austin]

the Injustice league tried to..

[Jp]

go against nitrofan because...

[nitrofan]

The donuts didn't have sprinkles, but Superman came and said...

[palmer]

"Sprinkles or not, it's donuts!!!!!". The Injustice League then said...

[nitrofan]

shut up or we'll throw you in the fryer and turn you into a donut. Superman looked scared, and replied...

[Jp]

do it is it going to make you better heros? The Injustice League...

[palmer]

nodded and picked up the man of Steel and chucked him in the fryer

[nitrofan]

The world was devestated, but SFKK built a coaster in his honor! It was built by...

[hardie1010]

Vekoma from scrap Boomerang and SLC track and parts. But it was surprisingly...

[Jp]

unrideable, because...

[palmer]

It was half inverted, half sit-down. So the first car flips and...

[Jp]

Then you fall out. Six Flags got to many complaints so they removed the ride and added...

[hardie1010]

More Water Park!!! But this was unique because ...

[bobbinbop20]

The water slides used Kool-aid unstead of water, and.....

[hardie1010]

all of the sudden, for no reason at all, Mark Shapiro Decides to shut the park down!!! Yeh!!!!!!! But...

[Changsucks]

Disney decides to take over...

[palmer]

And becomes Kentucky Magic Kingdom!

[nitrofan]

They decide to add Space Mountain: Mission 3 to Chang's former location, and demolish Thunder Run and Chang so they can build a giant mountain. But everyone gets really mad when they...

[Changsucks]

...take out the penguin in Blizzard River and change it to It's a Small World 2 - Revenge of the little singing asian girl...

[hardie1010]

so all 1 billion of the chinese immigrated to Louisville. Kentucky Kingdom became so over capacity that...

[palmer]

they had expand into Tennessee

[Changsucks]

and the park was renamed to Disney's Southern Kingdom.

[palmer]

And made a new coaster, Fried Chicken: The Ride, which was a(n)....

[Changsucks]

Enclosed Vekoma Boomerang.

Edit: Here's the whole story so far:

Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom was opening as usual, but this was no usual day because captain america showed up to spend the day in splashwater kingdom. He went to ride Mega Wedgie, but the funnel broke and he fell into a pool of fish sticks that was being transported to a restaurant that is new at SFKK for 2010 called "Fish and Chips". The health inspector can and found him in their fish stick supply and said Captain America needs to be rushed to university hospital because he has swine flu! He was cured and was brought back to SFKK. He decided to go ride Roller Skater, but the train volleyed in the helix at the end forcing him to fly off the train and land on the car on Circle of Champions making him die. Then Mark Shapiro came to SFKK and said that the park needed a new Hyper Coaster in honor of Captain America. They called it Captain America. It was an old carnival roller coaster that the park bought and combined with other carnival coasters too. On the first ride it fell apart because Six Flags was cheap and in debt up to their hairline. They went into chapter 11 and made Nitrofan their CEO! He did very good things to the company, like repainting all the rides that needed it and repaired everything and he built a giga-coaster in all of their parks, even Kentucky Kingdom! They also built a six flags resort complex in Texas for SFOT by claiming all the land around it and built a big hotel like GWL. The complex also included an all-you-can eat buffet of churros and a sports complex like disney’s wide world of sports. With the success of the resort they decided to build a 400ft Intamin shuttle coaster at their next resort. They also plan to build the world’s longest coaster at sfkk which will encompass the park and feature multiple new elements such as an 8 loop (which is normal loop, than an upside down loop directly after and below the normal loop in the shape of an 8) and has 20 inversions!!! The problem with the coaster was it was built by zombies and it would steal your lap bar when riding so you fell out!!! Six Flags had Lawsuits for all of their mechanics. Six Flags lost and all of their rides began to break. The company was in ruins and the resort in Dallas started on fire but then Batman came in and put the fire out and got the justice league to fix all the rides in exchange for 20 donuts each! Nitrofan gladly agreed and his company was saved, until the Injustice league tried to go against nitrofan because the donuts didn't have sprinkles, but Superman came and said "Sprinkles or not, it's donuts!!!!!". The Injustice League then said "shut up or we'll throw you in the fryer and turn you into a donut." Superman looked scared, and replied “do it, is it going to make you better heros?” The Injustice League nodded and picked up the man of Steel and chucked him in the fryer. The world was devastated, but SFKK built a coaster in his honor! It was built by Vekoma from scrap Boomerang and SLC track and parts. But it was surprisingly unrideable, because it was half inverted, half sit-down. So the first car flips and then you fall out. Six Flags got too many complaints so they removed the ride and added more to the Water Park!!! But this was unique because the water slides used Kool-aid instead of water, and all of the sudden, for no reason at all, Mark Shapiro Decides to shut the park down!!! Yeh!!!!!!! But Disney decides to take over and the park becomes Kentucky Magic Kingdom! They decide to add Space Mountain: Mission 3 to Chang's former location, and demolish Thunder Run and Chang so they can build a giant mountain. But everyone gets really mad when they take out the penguin in Blizzard River and change it to It's a Small World 2 - Revenge of the little singing asian girl so all 1 billion of the chinese immigrated to Louisville. Kentucky Kingdom became so over capacity that they had expand into Tennessee and the park was renamed to Disney's Southern Kingdom. And they made a new coaster, Fried Chicken: The Ride, which was an Enclosed Vekoma Boomerang.

[palmer]

But you ride this Boomerang...sideways!

[hardie1010]

And is equipped with the X2 trains!!

[palmer]

And it flipped so fast, rides would puke everywhere!

[Changsucks]

When a train of 28 riders derailed, Disney removed the ride as well as Greezed Lightnin' and T2. A few months into the off-season, it was announced that Disney was selling the park...

(btw, now the only coasters left at KK are Roadrunner and Roller Skater. :p)

[palmer]

So, they add Goofey's Barnstormer from Magic Kingdom

[nitrofan]

And they take X2, Tatsu, Deja vu, Scream, and Goliath from Six Flags Magic Mountain to complete their coaster selection. The SFMM Fans...

[palmer]

get P.O'd at Disney and bring them into court

[nitrofan]

get P.O'd at Disney and bring them into court

for depletion of fun. The judge laughs and says...

[Changsucks]

(Disney sold the park...) but anyway:

"Californian's are too spoiled. I will talk to CF and get Southern Kingdom Xcelerator at Knott's too."

[Jp]

Then Six Flags wants the park back because how the park became so popular since they left the park, but..

[Changsucks]

X2 rolled back, Deja Vu got stuck and sprayed chemicals at the riders, Scream derailed, a 53" kid fell out of Tatsu and someone lost their hands on Goliath, so Six Flags decided to...

[Jp]

Remove everything in the park and built a Mall with a theme/water park in there called "Six Flags Kentucky Mall". The biggest mall in the USA.